A blonde driver is pulled over by a blonde police officer for speeding.
“Ma’am, can I see your drivers license, please.”
The driver rummages through her purse, before conceding that she can’t find it.
“Well do you have any form of a photo ID.” the cop asks, growing agitated.
The driver again digs in her purse, pulls out a compact, looks at herself in the mirror, hands it to the officer and says: “Here, this has my picture in it.”
The police officer looks in the compact and hands it back to the driver.
“I am so sorry Ma’am, if I had known you were a cop I would have never pulled you over.”